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holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

Source: deathpup

saladinahmed:

Handling harassment, 1940. (from PLANET COMICS)

saladinahmed:

Handling harassment, 1940. (from PLANET COMICS)

Source: saladinahmed

celestedoodles:

a beauxbatons student inspired by this post 

celestedoodles:

a beauxbatons student inspired by this post 

haha sucks to be them
— driving on the highway and seeing the opposite end in backed up traffic  (via tyrannosauruseric)

Source: neilnevins

licensetocannibalize:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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Source: cknd

extremelystubbornandsuspicious:

"My good opinion, once lost-"
"Man, shut up."

extremelystubbornandsuspicious:

"My good opinion, once lost-"

"Man, shut up."

Source: cripplethebitch

youngassoul:

Street harassment w Xena

Source: youngassoul

bloodandgutsinhighschool:

cleargummibears:

santahale:

Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award.

Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award

Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award.

Source: andrevvryan

bootsnblossoms:

marielikestodraw:

hellotailor:

remindmeofthe:

boneycircus:

Remember that time Jarvis, King Robert Baratheon, The Joker and Wash hung out.

And my longheld love of this movie’s cast has been fully justified.

Loving A Knight’s Tale never requires justification, because it is and has always been a 100% valid life choice. It is a perfect movie.

seconded

I love this movie so hard.

Source: kaniehtiio

edens-blog:

The struggle is real.

Source: edens-blog

tooast:

ubiquitousdreams:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

recklesscreature:

robochai:


This was a running gag with my sister during our Disney World trip.


its pretty true 

not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me

this is so accurate i want to cry


djuvre

tooast:

ubiquitousdreams:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

recklesscreature:

robochai:

This was a running gag with my sister during our Disney World trip.

its pretty true 

not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me

this is so accurate i want to cry

djuvre

Source: robochai

aer-dna:

Clearly tumblr has issues with long posts so you can read the rest of the comic here.
Anyhoo, attempted to make a “quick” comic based off iahfy’s post. I really liked the idea of Asami cutting Korra’s hair for her although after watching the most recent clip I have a feeling she’s going to come back to Republic City with her hair already cut. WELP. 

aer-dna:

Clearly tumblr has issues with long posts so you can read the rest of the comic here.

Anyhoo, attempted to make a “quick” comic based off iahfy’s post. I really liked the idea of Asami cutting Korra’s hair for her although after watching the most recent clip I have a feeling she’s going to come back to Republic City with her hair already cut. WELP. 

Source: aer-dna

tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

[green_spandex]

Source: tastefullyoffensive

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

Source: striderdaves

allyhatingcisphobe:

If someone describes you as “X trapped in Y’s body” pause for a moment, look at them, puzzled, and then reply, “No, you misunderstand, I’m not trapped in this meatsuit, I’m possessing it.”

Source: allyhatingcisphobe