so the duke and duchess of cambridge have been touring australia and they’ve had aboriginal performances (traditional and not), visited uluru, among other things and it just rubs me so much the wrong way.
we don’t even learn about aboriginal culture and history in school. australian history classes begin with the first fleet and skip all the brutalities to the gold rush and then casually mention the stolen gen while praising all the white men in wwi.
it’s like we don’t want to acknowledge the shit we’ve done in the past or even acknowledge the existence of aboriginal people and culture until some swanky foreigners come ashore and suddenly OH LOOK AT OUR INDIGENOUS CULTURE LOOK HOW DIVERSE AND ACCEPTING WE ARE I AM YOU ARE WE ARE AUSTRALIAN
but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE
and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE
i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME
didn’t I MY DEAR
didn’t I my -
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME INTO MY LIFE ONCE MORE
If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the safest place for a woman. It’s not.
If women covering up their bodies worked, Afghanistan would have a lower rate of sexual assault than Polynesia. It doesn’t.
If not drinking alcohol worked, children would not be raped. They are.
If your advice to a woman to avoid rape is to be the most modestly dressed, soberest and first to go home, you may as well add “so the rapist will choose someone else”.
If your response to hearing a woman has been raped is “she didn’t have to go to that bar/nightclub/party” you are saying that you want bars, nightclubs and parties to have no women in them. Unless you want the women to show up, but wear kaftans and drink orange juice. Good luck selling either of those options to your friends.
BUT ITS LITTLE FEETSIES
IT HAS FEET
FUZZY LITTLE SLIPPERED BUNNY FEET
it looks so majestic
IT LOOKS LIKE A POKEMON
#walk into the club like what up where’s our soviet boyfriend
"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.
is deadpool even a real comic
My neighbor tried to tell me Deadpool wasn’t a little gay and when i mentioned Spiderman he went “yeah, yeah okay.”
my favourite thing is how angry rob liefeld gets whenever someone writes characters he created as queer. it’s like no one gives a fuck about the opinions of homophobes
white women of hollywood, reducing japan and japanese culture to cupcakes, sexy ”costumes” and submissive sex-kittens since god knows when
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
when, instead of supposedly getting the best of both worlds, you get unfair prejudice in both of them.
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